The Life and Times of Nerehc and Lehcar

The Life and Times of Nerehc and Lehcar is a one-shot written by Gamewizard2008, for the Nextgen Series.

Summary
Like mother, like son. Nerehc and Lehcar's memorable moments.

Chapter 1
Lehcar is at home, rocking her newly born baby in her arms. She and her husband, Yllaw admire how beautiful he looks. Lehcar decides to name him Nerehc, feeling he'll be a great killer one day. When Nerehc turns 2, Lehcar teaches him how to read, making him read 'Kweeb is a bug', then asks what they do with bugs, to which Nerehc replied that they squish them. When Nerehc turns 3, he has a nightmare where he was beat up by a bunch of big kids. Lehcar tells him that he shouldn't feel bad about his height and compares him to how tiny the Kateenians are, saying that only they should feel shame. She then holds a Kateenian Gummy above Nerehc, which he takes and eats. At age 5, Nerehc goes to kindergarten and meets a Spanish boy named Pablo, who shows Nerehc he can play a Spanish guitar. Nerehc tells him to play a theme song for him, and in return, he'll let Pablo be his minion. At age 6, Nerehc finds his mom napping on the couch and decides to tickle her feet. Lehcar wakes up in extreme rage and begins to tickle Nerehc herself. At age 7, Nerehc is going to his first day of DNK Training. He doubts himself, but Lehcar assures him he can do it because of how evil he is. At age 8, a principal tells Lehcar that Nerehc is suspended for bad behavior. She drags Nerehc out of the office, saying he's in big trouble, but once they leave, Lehcar tells him he did good. At age 9, Nerehc is shrunk down to ant-size (due to Cheren having the same fate in Mason and the Minish Door), and his brother, Sirhc comes to show Lehcar and Arorua. Lehcar demands why they didn't tell her earlier, to which Sirhc replied Nerehc was afraid she would squish him. Lehcar explains that she would never do that because she doesn't want to be like her father, Ganon. Later, when Nerehc is suddenly restored to normal, he comes to his mother while she's asleep to tell her the news. Lehcar was too tired, but she was overjoyed deep down. Nerehc tells his mom he loves her before leaving, and Lehcar mumbles that she loves him, too.