Calm, Cool, and Collected

"How can she still read with all this?" "She's just like my mom: calm, cool, and collected." Sunni/Darcy Chariton family.

Chapter 1:
Sunni and Darcy Chariton are reading books under a tree at the park. Anthony and Michelle walk by them, fighting over a Nintendo 3DS. Sunni becomes angered and walks over to settle this. She demands that Michelle lets Anthony have it and orders them to get lost, and they do. She goes back to read, and then Mason and Sheila walk by them, having a burp-off with Purple Flurp. Becoming annoyed once more, Sunni walks over to take their cans and kick them away. She threatens to turn the two into dung beetles if they don't leave, and they do. When she goes back to read, Lilac Farley and Berry Bean suddenly run in, being squirted with water by Rupert Dickson. Rupert accidentally squirts Sunni, so she uses psychic to break his water gun, then uses mind tricks to brainwash him into becoming Lilac and Berry's slaves, and they leave. When she goes back to read once again, Vweeb, Artie, and Danny show up and want to show her a trick. Danny bends some milk into Artie and Vweeb, and the both of them shoot the milk from their noses into the other's mouths over and over again, before all the milk ends up in Vweeb. Vweeb becomes puffed up and explodes the milk all over Sunni. She becomes angry again and demands that they leave, and they do. Noticing that Darcy was still calmly reading her book, Sunni asks how she could read through all that. Darcy replies she simply goes with the flow. Suddenly, a bunch of Brotherhood villains charge into the oark in celebration of escaping their frosty prisons after nearly 20 years. Sunni decides to blow off some steam and goes to battle the villains, accompanied by a bunch of operatives as well. Meanwhile, Vweeb, Danny, and Artie watch this, and notice how calm Darcy is. Artie simply explains that she's calm, cool, and collected. Darcy continues to lie there and read while all the havoc goes on around her.